One day our respected PM ….Dr Manmohan Singh catches cold and sneezes as he is coming out of a meeting with Sonia Gandhi. This sets of a political chain reaction and various politicians start making statements
Digvijay Singh : This is an RSS plan to deflect attention from sangh terror
Advani : He is the weakest PM ever. He went to 10 Janpath even before sneezing.
Digvijay Singh : This is an RSS plan to deflect attention from sangh terror
Mayawati : We want the Yuvraaj to speak up on what led to this incident. Why is he so concerned about the farmers at bhatta ?
Digvijay Singh : This is an RSS plan to deflect attention from sangh terror
Manish Tiwari (Cong Spokeman) : The opposition is deflecting attention from their own weaknesses. They should remember that Advani sneezed at Jinnah’s mausoleum a few years ago
Digvijay Singh : This is an RSS plan to deflect attention from sangh terror
Sushma : We will protest on Rajghat against this incident. I will dance to protest this. It is my birthright to dance
Digvijay Singh : This is an RSS plan to deflect attention from sangh terror
Ramdev : The act of PM is a response from God for the crackdown on Ramlila maidan. But i have forgiven him
Digvijay Singh : This is an RSS plan to deflect attention from sangh terror
Prakash karat : This is a result of too much American influence. I saw him drinking Coke last night
Digvijay Singh : This is an RSS plan to deflect attention from sangh terror
Lalu yadav : Ye jo communal phorces hain…yeh sab inki chaal hai.
Narendra Modi : Aaj jo hua , usske desh ka sir neecha hua hai. Agar mere haath bandhe na hote to mein delhi jaa kar unko rumaal jaroor deta
Uma Bharti : The government is trying to appease the minorities by calling a Muslim doctor
Digvijay Singh : This is an RSS plan to deflect attention from sangh terror
And the man at the centre of all this controversy tells everyone – “it was unfortunate but the action had to be taken. There was no alternative”
Disclaimer : Most characters in this story are deemed characterless hence there is no need for making any fictitious characters. Any resemblance to any person living is purely deliberate.
